First QuarterKickoff at 6:00 AM with Siena shouting MAMA! DADDY! This "whistle" also wakes up Mason. Score: Kids 2; Parents 0.
Major play of first quarter involves kids watching "Mason Nana movie" for the 68th time and Siena NOT eating her Daddy-made French toast.
End of first quarter: Kids 7; Parents 0.
Second Quarter
Second quarter begins with Mom attempting to fold 1 weeks worth of laundry. Daughter helps by handing clothes to mom. Score: Kids 10; Parents 3.
Mason decides to help by laying in laundry and Siena decides to put her own clothes away. Parents lose 3 points. Yes, it is possible to lose points in the Cruz Super Bowl.
Mom spends 3.5 hours attempting to pick up toys around the house while Dad tries to vacuum and do dishes - people are coming over later. Kids take toys back out as parents try to put them away.
Kids choose to eat Pedialyte popcicles rather than shop with Mom for groceries.
End of 1st half: Kids 21; Parents 0. Oh, and parents look like this:
Third Quarter
Friends the DeCicco's and family (Jose, Sara, Kendra, and Andre) come over for what is known as the "real" Super Bowl. Kids take over house:

Food is enjoyed. Television is watched. All tidied up toys are taken back out...and then some.
Score at end of third: Kids 35; Parents 3 (courtesy of beer and wings).
Forth QuarterMom dons Siena's Spelunker helmet. The Cardinals score. The kids are all playing in another room. It seems a comeback and a victory are imminent!

Alas...the kids, and the Steelers, have the last laugh. A mess is made. A game is loss. A Spelunker hat is tossed on the floor in despair.

Final score: Kids 42; Parents 7 (the beer helped stem the rout)
Oh yeah, and the effin Steelers won. Since I still haven't gotten over their unearned victory over my Seahawks, I'm not pleased about this outcome.