Kickoff at 6:00 AM with Siena shouting MAMA! DADDY! This "whistle" also wakes up Mason. Score: Kids 2; Parents 0.
Major play of first quarter involves kids watching "Mason Nana movie" for the 68th time and Siena NOT eating her Daddy-made French toast.
End of first quarter: Kids 7; Parents 0.
Second Quarter
Second quarter begins with Mom attempting to fold 1 weeks worth of laundry. Daughter helps by handing clothes to mom. Score: Kids 10; Parents 3.
Mason decides to help by laying in laundry and Siena decides to put her own clothes away. Parents lose 3 points. Yes, it is possible to lose points in the Cruz Super Bowl.
Mom spends 3.5 hours attempting to pick up toys around the house while Dad tries to vacuum and do dishes - people are coming over later. Kids take toys back out as parents try to put them away.
Kids choose to eat Pedialyte popcicles rather than shop with Mom for groceries.
End of 1st half: Kids 21; Parents 0. Oh, and parents look like this:
Third Quarter
Friends the DeCicco's and family (Jose, Sara, Kendra, and Andre) come over for what is known as the "real" Super Bowl. Kids take over house:
Food is enjoyed. Television is watched. All tidied up toys are taken back out...and then some.Score at end of third: Kids 35; Parents 3 (courtesy of beer and wings).
Forth Quarter
Mom dons Siena's Spelunker helmet. The Cardinals score. The kids are all playing in another room. It seems a comeback and a victory are imminent!
Alas...the kids, and the Steelers, have the last laugh. A mess is made. A game is loss. A Spelunker hat is tossed on the floor in despair.
5 comments:
I'm sure the Seahawks will be in there next year. lqtm
You guys look cool in your 3d glasses! Wait, not "cool". What's the word I'm looking for? It's not "cool", but it's the opposite of "cool". Help me out here I can't think of it. Oh I know! It's "lame"! That's the word I'm looking for! Sorry about that! What I meant to say is you guys look lame in your 3d glasses! Laaaaaaaaaaame!
I know this is off the subject of the Cruz Bowl but I had to respond to cousin Craig's you-tube recommendations. Video 1: Why doesn't it surprise me that cuz Craig would choose a video of a man in a bear suit acting weird? Still, not a bad choice; points for cleverness. Video 2: What the hell? BTW, did you know their record sti-sti-sti-sticks in the middle? Can we cross the generation gap by agreeing on, say, something by Dire Straits, or maybe "Don't Fear the Reaper" by Blue Oyster Cult?
That's OK Ron even the people who like Ministry don't like that song, but I there had to be a price for that "music for coma patients" Kris put on there. Besides it's a precursor to hip hop which I know you love.
For some real music try
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WG294M_kYWM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JLztfosqik
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwkDHLjd25Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYPSeaTeHAI
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