Saturday Business

Do I still have any blog readers after last week? If you thought that was bad, at least I didn't include pictures.

This week was a little more typical. Work, school, American Idol.

Saturdays have turned into our busy days of late. Luis is taking a class at PSU on Saturday mornings. While he's at class, Mason and I take Siena to her dancing class. She LOVES her dancing class. Its half ballet, half tap. She listens well to her teacher (who Mason insists is her coach) and pays attention.

After dance, we hurried home, ate some lunch, got Mason changed, and hurried along to Mason's first basketball practice and game. He had never played basketball before so he had to try to learn how to dribble and shoot. Those things will come. After almost 2 years of playing soccer though, come game time he gets in the mix and is pretty tenatious. Once he learns the basic skills, he should do well. Course, being 5, he has no interest in practicing at home. That will come later.

The battery in our camera was nonfunctional during these first 2 events so pictures will have to wait until next week.

After basketball, we came home for another quick clothes change and headed to Pietro's for Giada's 2nd birthday party.

Giada seemed a bit unsure of what to make of all of the sights and sounds of Pietro's but in all seemed to have a good time.
Siena found a new favorite game - this one which involves smashing cockroaches with a hammer. She kept disappearing and I would find her here.
After Pietros, we went to the Old Spaghetti Factory. Cousin Craig and family was in town and a bunch of Kinney's came together to see them for the couple days they were in town. Since there were 16 of us, we were seated in the Trolley. Pretty cool.

Siena enjoyed some good mac and cheese with Papa Ron to go with the pizza she ate at Pietro's 2 hours earlier.

Here's the big gang in the trolley.

There was even a balloon animal man that came around and made the kids some special animals - Siena got an Ariel mermaid and Mason an elephant.

Here's Siena again with her Ariel. She wanted to sleep with her until we pointed out that she may roll over on top of Ariel and pop her. She wisely set Ariel on her dresser.

It was good seeing cousin Craig, albeit briefly. And I'm still waiting for those ice cream toppings Craig.

Today (Sunday) we pretty much stayed home and watched football. The kids were a little worn out from yesterday, especially Mason, who had more 1-2-3 counts and time outs than usual. That generally is only a problem with him when he's tired. Another busy week looms ahead though.

A Pain in the Ass

Aside from Mason returning to school after Christmas break and Siena starting dance lessons, my rear end has garnered the majority of the attention over the last week. I was wholly prepared to completely ignore it for blogging purposes until discovering that numerous family members have had this same affliction but have remained completely silent about the whole endeavour. Well, since grace and tact aren't much my style anyway and I'm still on narcotics, why not share the gory details of my week with all of the internet.

Be forewarned, this week's blog will fall under the category of TMI.

It all started last Saturday when I woke up in the middle of the night with a sharp pain in my nether-regions. I hadn't felt anything like it and it was none too pleasant.

Sunday, it was still there. Sitting hurt. Standing hurt. It throbbed in all positions. Finally by mid-afternoon I asked Luis to go to the store and invest in some Preparation-H. He kindly informed me that we had some. Well, when I went to apply said P-H, I felt a giant bump. Now, I don't go poking around there too often but I knew enough to know that wasn't supposed to be there.

After having Luis confirm that there was something there that shouldn't be, I hit the internet. Research led me to believe it to be an abscess. As luck would have it, I had an appointment already scheduled for the next day with my doctor, Dr. J, for some annual female fun.

While in the waiting room for the doctor, I had the honor of hearing a Russian lady, who had arrived 20 minutes late for her appointment, argue vehemently with the receptionist that her clock was wrong and then threaten to have her fired and replaced. Nothing like a display by a crazy lady to get you in the mood for a check up.

So, feet in stirups, Dr. J announced that "You don't have an abscess. That, my dear, is a hemorrhoid!" "HEMORRHOID!?!" I replied, "Don't only old people get hemorrhoids?!?" Apparently not. She then informed me that she can't treat hemorrhoids in her office. I would have to go see another doctor the next day.

For anyone as uninformed of this affliction as I was a week ago, a hemorrhoid is defined as swelling and inflammation of veins in the rectum and anus. External hemorrhoids are prone to thrombosis: if the vein ruptures and/or a blood clot develops, the hemorrhoid becomes a thrombosed hemorrhoid. This is what happened to me. Sounds lovely, doesn't it.

PWCL has been experiencing some financial concerns of late necessitating a number of extra meetings. I had a task force meeting after my appointment Monday night. Even though my rear end was in agony, I decided to go both because I thought it might allow me a chance to focus on something else and also because it would be too embarassing to have to explain the reason for missing the meeting.

Enter doctor #2, Dr. G.

I'm pretty sure nothing in life can prepare you for having your first meeting with someone involve them examining your rear end. That's what happened 5 minutes into my initial meeting with Dr. G though. I knew that all hopes of dignity were gone the minute I felt this lump so it doesn't much matter. He confirmed the hemorrhoid diagnosis (apparently it was painfully obvious) and, like Dr. J informed me that "we can't handle that here in the office - we'll have to schedule you in the OR for later today".

This was not how I had my week planned. For added fun, I had to send vague emails to my manager explaining my continued absence from work.

So, Tuesday evening, I went back to the OR and had Dr. G cut it off. I'm pretty sure those were my exact words going in..."cut it off". And cut it off he did.

I was feeling great several hours after the amputation of my hemorrhoid. Then a few hour later, the pain set it. Aside from short, intermittent stints, I didn't sleep for the next 2 days. I shoved ice down my pants and sat on a donut (until the donut popped). Percocet helped little the first 48 hours. I now know what misery was.

I killed time trying to distract myself watching Sex and the City and Band of Brothers. Time well spent.

Further good news came on Thursday when Dr. J sent me an email informing me that "PAP is good but you have a yeast infection". Well, why not.

As of today, the rear is feeling better but I'm still fighting the fatigue. I'm ready to go to bed at about 4 PM every afternoon. Work next week should be a lot of fun.

2010 - Brought to you by the Cruzes

In the proud vein of Dick Clark's Rockin' New Years Eve countdown...this week we're counting down:

10) Tuesday's weather report: Morning fog with rain shower's in the afternoon. Tuesday's reality, afternoon snow. A lot of it. It only took me 2.5 hours to get home. Many others in the area weren't that lucky. While I saw it as a nuisance keeping me from the homestead, the kids LOVED it! They were sad to see it go the next day. I wasn't so sad. Photo courtesy of Oregonlive...I wasn't up to taking pictures from traffic.

9) Thursday - New Years eve. We got together as in years past with our friends the DeCiccos. Our kids happily spent the night with Yaya and Papa Ron. Chris and Sharon's daughter was in Southern Oregon with their grandparents as well. That meant we had an adult night out to dinner at Rogue!
8) The remainder of New Years eve was spent at Chris and Sharon's playing games. Since we're all such party animals (me in particular), making it to midnight was a stuggle. As soon as the clock struck 12, we shelved the game of Trivial Pursuit we were in the middle of and headed out. I was actually winning for the first time ever too.

7) Friday. Ducks. Rose Bowl! I gathered my glass of Cherry Coke, dressed myself and the kids in our Oregon jerseys, munched on Almond Roca, and watched the Ducks lose to Ohio State. It wasn't a horrible game, OSU just played better. My teams never seem to win.

6) Saturday afternoon, the kids had a soccer game. Highlights of the kids soccer career are here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Nos_Q6d4vg Don't worry, this one's less than 30 seconds. Luis did a good job putting it together if I do say so.

5) Saturday night Luis and I watched Muriel's Wedding. We had never seen it. Liked the movie, LOVED all the ABBA music!

4) Also watched the Blazers who inexplicably seem to be continuing to win besides all of the injuries. Now their PG is in the hospital with pneumonia. Seriously?!?

3) Taking a page from the Blazers book, I took out my toe last night on Siena's door. Granted, the picture isn't great (you try taking a decent picture of your toe) but doesn't the little toe bear a vague resemblance to a cherry? Hurts like hell!

2) We all went to visit Grandma Bessie this afternoon. It was a nice visit.

1) Enjoy this movie Luis put together. I loved it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzMXBum2C7k

A Caroling We Will Go...

Christmas Eve...2009. The Cruz house. There was lots of excitement, beginning with morcilla, known in English as blood sausage. Basically it's pig intestine stuffed with rice and pigs blood and boiled. Believe it or not, its actually pretty tasty.

There was also traditional roasted pig and, of course, rice and beans. The traditional Puerto Rican fare was wonderful.
The kids weren't so interested in the traditional food though. It was all about the presents!
The do-it-yourself Build A Bear. This was a very cute idea. Unfortunately for Siena, she has me for a mother. I am sewing challenged. I spent over an hour on Christmas day trying to properly sew and assemble this for Siena. Supposidly this is something a 7 year old can do. In the end, the poor bear's arms and legs were arched behind him and his back stitching looked like he had undergone a major operation. My profound apologies Siena. However, there is no one else on earth I would have gone through the planet for.

Presents for Mason! More train tracks! These are a hit. He is super good at putting these together.

And a new fleese...

The cousins and tia. Andre has a matching fleese.

Luis may have been the Transformer master as a kid, but these new fandangled Transformers are a totally baffling breed. He spent a lot of time trying to help Andre transform a car we had given him.

Christmas Day we went to Yaya and Papa Ron's house. Unfortunately, we forgot our camera. However, most of the present opening looks like many of the above pictures. We had a wonderful time all playing with the kids and their new toys. They're of an age where their toys are fun for all. We played Lite Bright, helped Mason paint his cars, and played with Siena's new game.

The highlight of the day for everyone though was when Mason requested that we all go outside and sing Christmas carols (a family did that in one of his Christmas movies). For those of you that know this crowd, we're not much of singers, at least not voluntarily, but Mason was adament. I don't know if there is anyone on the planet that could get Papa Ron outside in the cold singing Christmas carols but we all did it. Afterword, we all agreed it was the highlight of the holidays.

Saturday...Boxing Day...we didn't box much. The kids got to play with their new toys. I also took the kids to lunch to meet my friends Sarah and Laura. It's always nice to hang out with my fellow sandwich ingredients. We were supposed to go see Grandma Bessie after that but due to an infection following a cat bite, she wasn't up to it. Next weekend.

Today, Sunday, was pretty low key. After a busy few days we were feeling lazy. The kids had a soccer game which Yaya and Papa Ron came to watch. After that we went to Gustavs for some German dinner.

In all, it was a nice Christmas.

Dance Fever!

Friday afternoon was Mason's big holiday concert at school. He and the kids in his class worked really hard learning a Mexican folk dance to perform in front of fellow classmates and parents. Mason is below, center, waiting to take the floor.

The video clip of the dance is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWA7wcyZ5ow

In the video, Mason is the short little boy with his back to the camera to start.

Yes, this is the very camera you all have been complaining about for 2 weeks. I'd say the clip came out very good. And Luis has the distinction of being the only dad there with a camera...on a tripod.

After the dance, we went to Mason's classroom to enjoy tamales that the kids had made the day before. Siena found some bean bags and made one into a sleeping bag for herself.

Here's me and my little cowboy after his big performance.

Mason did great. We were very proud.

The rest of the weekend was pretty low key. Luis took the kids to the Blount Christmas Party, where Jose works. They got to see Santa and eat a lot of candy. While they were off working up their sugar high, I wrapped Christmas presents. Unfortunately, I didn't think to give Siena a talking to about not opening presents. When we weren't looking, she opened one of her gifts and had it in the dvd player before we knew what was happening.

We went out to breakfast at Sanborns this morning with Jose and Gloria. Sanborns is own and run by the parents of my gradeschool friend Rebecca Sanborn, who also works there. It was a great breakfast and it was nice to see Rebecca.

The kids are counting down the days for Christmas. There is a lot of excitement around our house right now.

Binkiepalooza!!!

After freezing our baguette's off all week in weather more akin to North Dakota than Oregon, we braved the elements for a busy but fun-filled weekend.

Saturday started off in grand fashion with ROCKAPALOOZA 2009 at Heidi and Dan's house.
We gathered with the Evanses, and Jay B., Chandra, and family for an afternoon of Guitar Hero heroics. We rocked for a good 5 hours! We also enjoyed some pizza and Mason was introduced to Krispie Kream's, which he called bagels. According to him, he ate 5 of them. Clearly we weren't doing much parenting in this regard since we were busy rocking. We did let the kids on the Wii for a spell though. Below is a clip of us trying to help the kids row the canoe on some new resort game Heidi and Dan just got. Note Chandra in the background with frozen peas on her face after her loving husband accidently clocked her with a Wii controller helping Ellia paddle.

Speaking of domestic violence, after Rockapalooza, we headed to Mississippi Pizza in N. Portland for a PWCL board fundraiser. Pizza #2 for the day! There was lots of pizza and some live acoustic music as well as some good mojo for PWCL. In all, over $500 was raised which was good. I also want to thank the many family members that have donated to PWCL in recent weeks. It will do a lot of good things.

Speaking of charity stuff, Sunday morning I took the kids with me to Fred Meyer to pick out some shoes for needy kids, the names of which I pulled off of our work's giving tree earlier in the week. This effort to teach them the value of giving may have been somewhat lost on them but they did do a good job of helping me pick out shoes for the kids, even if they didn't completely understand what was being done with them. Following that up with a trip to Trader Joes and PWCL for check signing, it was on to soccer!

There's soccer star #1...isn't she intimidating in her cute little uniform...she played a good game though and ran hard.
Mason was so active that this was the best still pic I could get of him (Mason's the little guy in the red shorts). We got some good video footage. I've tasked Luis with splicing together a kids soccer greatest hits clip, something akin to Sportcenter top 10 and set to a Queen song. So, footage to come. Mason probably played his best game to date. Its exciting for us to see how far he's come. He's running and playing with a lot of confidence these days.
From soccer it was on to Yaya and Papa Ron's house for cookie decorating, dinner, and watching of our favorite holiday movie - Christmas Vacation.

The kids whipped through the cookies and had them decorated in no time. They also managed to sneak their fair share of bites.

Daddy got into the mix as well, though that doesn't look so good...

Here's Mason's decorated candy cane...have a little cookie with that frosting Mason...

Luis shows off his sheep with a, uh, yellow crotch stain. Remind me not to let him near the frosting next year.

Even Papa Ron joined in the cookie decorating festivities. He and Siena had some nice cookie concoctions.

We are also pleased to announce that Siena is officially BINKIE FREE! She had been binkie free during the day for a long time now but we'd not make the nighttime binkie eradication. This was due to both her adament refusal to get rid of it and our lack of desire to engage in the battle that we were certain would ensue. Needless to say, this was about 2 years overdue.

I went to my usual resource for all parenting issues...Google...for some best practice ideas. I say that so you don't think this was all due to my brilliance. I just happen to follow instructions well.

1) Thursday night we informed Siena that on Sunday night, we were going to gather all of her binkies, put them in the mailbox, and Santa's elves would come and pick them up to give to needy babies. We didn't about it for a long time. We just informed her that this is what would happen.

2) Friday and Saturday we reminded her of what would happen but again tried not to make it seem like a big deal.

3) Sunday night after returning home from Yaya and Papa Ron's, I got a bag from the kitchen and Siena placed each of her binkies in the bag.

4) Siena and I both walked outside (Mason too because he wanted to watch), put the binkies in the mailbox, and flipped up the red flag so the elves would know the binkies were gone.

When we got inside, I asked Siena if she wanted me to get her blankie because she could still have that. She promptly stated that "blankies are for babies" and proceeded to bed without either.

I should mention that I was expecting quite the rough first night with Siena going binkie less. In reality, it was anything but. She went to bed great and hasn't expressed any remorse yet at the loss of her binkies. I guess the key is treating them as the people they are and letting them be a part of the separation of something that is important to them.

Cruz Chaos...in HD!

The biggest event in the Cruz family this week was the acquisition of our new HD camcorder, which also takes still photos. This purchase could not have been more timely given that Siena broke our old camera during the week. Not to worry though that the plethora of photo's will dwindle. We just didn't have a busy enough weekend to take a ton of pictures. There will be plenty of video and photos to come though.

We got out our Christmas decorations yesterday. The kids were thrilled to help! They took everything out of the boxes and found places to display them. Then I had to go behind them and move the items to the proper places.

Here's a clip of us decorating the tree. What didn't get captured on film were the multiple broken ornaments, my frustration at tangled Christmas lights and kids hanging ornaments while I was putting lights on, and the overall chaos of the moment. That's probably for the best. We have the Currier and Ives version captured on film instead, aside from me in my PSU t-shirt looking like a hag.